The Cat Whisperer

Hallo cat owner who now just realised they can't always be at home for their cat!

No need to panic.

No matter how much you love your cute fur ball and want to be with it, you still need to have a life and meet friends, work or get a drink to get over your cat ignoring you unless it's hungry (I can understand).

I don't remember a time in my life where my living space wasn't occupied with cats, kittens and sometimes a bird they caught and brougt home as bounty, even if I didn't ask for it.

All these years with them, I observed them and tried to understand how creatures with such fickle personalities could woo anyone with just a wink or a wave of the tail.

We as humans have a weakness for cuteness. So no matter what a cat does, all is forgiven as soon as it looks you in the eye with a sparkling gaze and tells you "Meow?".

I, like you, did not escape their spell. Although I spent most of my life around them, or rather, because I spent most of my life around them, no matter how much furniture they destroy, how many vases they push off tables and how much food they take from my plate, I still want to be around them.

That's why I'm here. I know what your cat wants: someone to spoil it, let it do what it wants and call it pretty (preferrably with as little damage to property as possible). And I know what you want: some time off from being your cat's butler.

So, if you're ready for some quality time outside, let me know. ;)

What can I do for your cat?

Except for medical injections, almost everything it wants.

Does she want me to add more food to her bowl because she doesn't like the small empty space in the middle? Sure.

Does she want to take an hour nap on my lap without me moving a muscle? I'll bring my phone with me for entertainment.

Is she bored with her toys and would prefer we play with a box instead? That can be arranged.

Does she want to go outside or does she miss bossing you around? Well, I have the perfect solution (or distraction) for this. ;)

Does your lord or lady want something extra? I've been through it all, so chances are, we can figure something out.